- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

hey guys im gay

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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