- Anti Joke

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Bitch

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

There once was this guy and he fell down