- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.