- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock It's open, come in

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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