- Anti Joke

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green? The color green.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.