Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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A Serbian Film

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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