- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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