- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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