- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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