- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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