What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Anti Joke

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