What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Whats green? The color green.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What is the difference?

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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