- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How would you rule?

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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