Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

drew edminstin is a rat

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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