- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

If youre African, why are you white?

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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