A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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