- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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