A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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