Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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A Serbian Film

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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