Knock, Knock! Go away!

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

the WNBA.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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