Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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A Serbian Film

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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