- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

i had sex.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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