- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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