3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Ehh

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Terraria

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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