- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What happened to my sunglasses?

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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