- Anti Joke

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Caolan and Eamon

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.