What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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