- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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