How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Once, I went to Peru.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

binladin walks into the american seals

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

I enjoy Popcorn

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Anti - Jokes. com

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...