Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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