- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Phew... it's gone.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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