- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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