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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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