Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Phew... it's gone.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Error 37.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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