Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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