- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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