What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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