- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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