Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Want to hear a joke? Obama

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Good job, son.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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