How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Boob

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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