- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

This is a random Anti joke.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Cancer.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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