- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why can't february march Because april may

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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