- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??