Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A fish swims up your penis...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

the WNBA

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

batman has diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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