"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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so the weather's nice...

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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FUCK YOU

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