- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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