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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Justin Bieber.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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