Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Please don't shoot me

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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