Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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