What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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