Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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