How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

woman's lacrosse

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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