- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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