If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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