A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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