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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

smell the vitamin C

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Knock knock. Get out!!

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