- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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