- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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