- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Women's rights

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

The Oakland Raiders

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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