Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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How did th-A fridge.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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WILLYS

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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