What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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