- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

My spelling is horrible

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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