Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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