- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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