What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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