Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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