- Anti Joke

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.