- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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