What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Niall Horan

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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y u no like me joke?

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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