your mom

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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