"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Who wants water? I do.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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