Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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João Duarte reads this.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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