vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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