What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

richard is fag

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

whats funnier than 24? 25

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Barack Obama

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

whats brown and booky a book.

Stop procrastinating.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Good job, son.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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