- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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