What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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what do you call a black guy african american

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Women's rights

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Anti Joke

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