- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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