What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Set up Punch line.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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