whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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