- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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