Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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