What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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mark is life

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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