Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

thumb_up thumb_down -2

1+1=2

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

thumb_up thumb_down -2

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops