Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Your mom.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Neil is a reterd.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Women's Rights Movement

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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