Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Penis chickens

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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