- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

I'm HIV positive.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Everybody will die

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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