what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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woman's lacrosse

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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