- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

baloney sandwich

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Your're racist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??