what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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