A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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