- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What do black people eat? Food.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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girls basketball

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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