What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why can't february march Because april may

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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