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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

A Mormon walks into a bar

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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