America

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

one stop shop

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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