Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Make me famous

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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I love pissing people off :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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