A storm be brewin!

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Women's Rights Movement

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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