- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

baloney sandwich

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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