There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Roses are red, yup.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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