What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Anti Joke

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