Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Anti Joke

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