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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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