- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Rebecca Black

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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