What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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