- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Abortion

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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