what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Take part of what?

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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drew edminstin is a rat

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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