- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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