- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Womens rights.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What is my name? I dont know

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

What do we call Osama? Osama

João Duarte reads this.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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