PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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