What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Chuck Norris.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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