- Anti Joke

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

So a seal walks into a club.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.