Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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