- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What would Muhammed do?

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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