- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Abortion

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