3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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