- Anti Joke

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.