want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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