- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

I like the color potato.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Bitch

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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