- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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