You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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