- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and booky a book.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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