- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

im gay

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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