what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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