What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Who wants $300? Me too.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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