A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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