What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

The government

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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