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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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