- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

whats my name? Matt

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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