- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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