- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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