- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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