- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Justin beiber's penis

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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