- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A seal walks into a club.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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