I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Justin Bieber.

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