- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why did you poop because you are a poop

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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