- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Women's rights.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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