- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What's 9 + 10 19

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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