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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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