- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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