- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

how man

A muslim paints Mohammed

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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