A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Pickles are moist.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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What's your guys names?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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