What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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penisvaginaorgasm

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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