- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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