why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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