Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

roak

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Nickelback

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

what goes boo a sock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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