- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

what are you mike bibby?

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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