- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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